Meet The Gurus


Lauren


Hello, my name is lauren. My interests include eating cake, water sports, jammy dodgers and the occassional lewd act in public. Some people say i smell like pee.

Charlotte


Hello, my name is charlotte.
My interests include drinking tea, shooting clay pidgeons, watching channel five daytime movies, and picking my nose. sometimes i get biscuit crumbs stuck in my beard and my pubes.